Disgusting joka

Sorry about this...gonna get a bit WEIRD here! :P

Boy and girl are walking. The boy gets hit by a bomb, he starts crying. the girl gets hit by a bomb and starts laughing. Boy says why girl says "I FARTED and this BOMB went off!

I love you

Not a joke this time...

A boy and a girl were talking, she said do you love me forever, he said no i really love you forever, she said do you think im pretty, he said no i think your beautiful. Their love GMH

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☜What did the old man say to the youngster. He said I used to live in a time with few airplanes, when wed just get on a train instead. the youngster didnt understand..☜ He said what if your walking to the store or your house and you get hit by a train. The old man: *smiles* what if you get hit by a aeroplane✈