Disgusting joka

Sorry about this...gonna get a bit WEIRD here! :P

Boy and girl are walking. The boy gets hit by a bomb, he starts crying. the girl gets hit by a bomb and starts laughing. Boy says why girl says "I FARTED and this BOMB went off!

I love you

Not a joke this time...

A boy and a girl were talking, she said do you love me forever, he said no i really love you forever, she said do you think im pretty, he said no i think your beautiful. Their love GMH

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☞Nostalgia joke Remember when cars had wheels and houses dont, not the other way around? Remember when wheels only cost a ¢


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☜What did the old man say to the youngster. He said I used to live in a time with few airplanes, when wed just get on a train instead. the youngster didnt understand..☜ He said what if your walking to the store or your house and you get hit by a train. The old man: *smiles* what if you get hit by a aeroplane✈

Frightening jokes...tell this to Trick Or Treaters today and make them run!

Why did the stricken cross the road, to get to the other pyre

Sexy joke

Why did the environmentalist hate the mafia man. Because he made him an offer he couldnte Reuse.

Rapping joke, if your a rapper maybe you should tell this joke on stage, during your performance. Lots of laughs, Guarenteed

Three rappers on a boat - a big rapper a medium rapper a small rapper. Their fishing and the boat starts to sink, what are we gonna do they all rap. Well, raps the big rapper, im the biggest rapper so that means im gonna be the most famous, so i should stay, on the boat Well, raps the medium rapper, im right in the middle, not to big, not to little. Better stay where i am and let the other two duke it out. The little rapper raps, guys while we argue the boats sinking!

Fire Up your next Presentation Or party with this gag

2 men walk ino a bar they just walk on in, ones a farmer. The Others a city slicker. The farmer sits down at the bar he orders the beer, the City slicker asks for wine. Big ol bartender says no wine so the city slicker leaves The bartender asks the farmer what he grows and he says grapes to make wine