tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22385050665566879242011-07-07T19:50:47.040-07:00paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05886235235606568538noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2238505066556687924.post-66091818806094551752010-07-07T14:37:00.000-07:002010-07-07T14:40:18.791-07:00<a href="http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/a07565ee70295e96d8dcde478aee7339_fart-bomb.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 450px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 353px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/a07565ee70295e96d8dcde478aee7339_fart-bomb.jpg" /></a><br /><div>Sorry about this...gonna get a bit WEIRD here! :P<br /><br />Boy and girl are walking. The boy gets hit by a bomb, he starts crying. the girl gets hit by a bomb and starts laughing. Boy says why girl says "I FARTED and this BOMB went off!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I love you</div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2238505066556687924-6609181880609455175?l=thejokewarehouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05886235235606568538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2238505066556687924.post-46140191877492642332010-06-22T00:00:00.000-07:002010-06-22T00:34:12.709-07:00<div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;">A boy and a girl were talking, she said do you love me forever, he said no i really love you forever, she said do you think im pretty, he said no i think your beautiful. Their love GMH<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2238505066556687924-4614019187749264233?l=thejokewarehouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05886235235606568538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2238505066556687924.post-1140035340942243082010-06-20T00:26:00.000-07:002010-06-20T00:38:10.757-07:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">☞Nostalgia joke Remember when cars had wheels and houses dont, not the other way around? Remember when wheels only cost a ¢<br /><br /><br />\☟ ☟ scroll Down for next joke<br /></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://elproyectomatriz.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/lincoln.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 446px;" src="http://elproyectomatriz.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/lincoln.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">☟<br />☟<br />☟<br />☜What did the old man say to the youngster. He said I used to live in a time with few airplanes, when wed just get on a train instead. the youngster didnt understand..☜ He said what if your walking to the store or your house and you get hit by a train. The old man: *smiles* what if you get hit by a aeroplane✈<br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"></span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2238505066556687924-114003534094224308?l=thejokewarehouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05886235235606568538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2238505066556687924.post-48859568733604077702009-10-31T13:21:00.000-07:002010-06-22T00:37:37.424-07:00Why did the stricken cross the road, to get to the other pyre<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2238505066556687924-4885956873360407770?l=thejokewarehouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05886235235606568538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2238505066556687924.post-76710293288259053472009-10-02T01:37:00.003-07:002010-06-22T00:36:11.808-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://api.ning.com/files/*wrRFdk*01eyR6QLDDqQ88h*zwAiCdppmHzXwsY6hRQshHJSmy43Nl5nkbswwDhbJsIGOpQt9y0S0zebxKvnrXDi1*ln7Ge2/mafia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 378px;" src="http://api.ning.com/files/*wrRFdk*01eyR6QLDDqQ88h*zwAiCdppmHzXwsY6hRQshHJSmy43Nl5nkbswwDhbJsIGOpQt9y0S0zebxKvnrXDi1*ln7Ge2/mafia.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Why did the environmentalist hate the mafia man. Because he made him an offer he couldnte Reuse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2238505066556687924-7671029328825905347?l=thejokewarehouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05886235235606568538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2238505066556687924.post-12029241186666446562009-05-27T02:06:00.000-07:002009-05-27T02:15:07.890-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.reedboat.org/The%20Boat/testBoat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 360px;" src="http://www.reedboat.org/The%20Boat/testBoat.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zMIijOrsw98/SQAuB_pP4XI/AAAAAAAAPgg/xAUBN0qArkk/s400/Rapper+1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 335px; height: 396px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zMIijOrsw98/SQAuB_pP4XI/AAAAAAAAPgg/xAUBN0qArkk/s400/Rapper+1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Three rappers on a boat - a big rapper a medium rapper a small rapper. Their fishing and the boat starts to sink, what are we gonna do they all rap. Well, raps the big rapper, im the biggest rapper so that means im gonna be the most famous, so i should stay, on the boat Well, raps the medium rapper, im right in the middle, not to big, not to little. Better stay where i am and let the other two duke it out. 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